Behold, the vast drifts of snow that closed schools today!
(Not really, we’ve gotten all that we’re getting.)
I am fearful for our lives and worry that we will run out of essential supplies.
(No, not really.)
Woe unto anyone who attempts to drive today.
(The roads are fine, trust me.)
We are delighted to have to make this day up later, because it will be totally worth it
And what’s the weather like where you are?